have you ever wanted to see a car crash so badly
I hereby use up ALL the NOPE on the planet for this single post. FUCK ALL THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! CREEPY FUCKERS.
I did my best to make this slideshow amusing, but also genuinely informative for people who were curious about D&D.
If you enjoyed this slideshow and you ship Johnlock, you might want to read On The Ice, which goes into greater detail about how an actual gaming session proceeds, and also features plenty of smut.
i should do this
I’ve played D&D for years, and this is honestly the easiest to understand guide I’ve ever seen
Okay but like this looks really fun? I am possibly ready to take a new level in dork-ness.
NO BUT SERIOUSLY my friends and I have been playing D&D for three or so years now and it is REALLY REALLY FUN and a really great way to spend a weekend with your mates hanging out and talking and making stories and it’s just awesome fuck the haters.
Oh man. One time I played an artificer who was basically Doc Brown from BTTF. I had a pneumatic sledgehammer that was powered by a tea kettle, and every time I electrocuted someone with my magical thunder-summoning powers I would yell “SCIENCE” at the top of my lungs.
I was also completely hammered on Goldschlager.
Suffice it to say that 1) that character was mad crazy overpowered (as it was a playtest version of the artificer that was totally broken) and 2) that gaming group swiftly passed a rule stating that I was neither allowed to drink Goldschlager nor say the word “science” unless it was as an answer to a question.
Those guys were dicks.
Does this count as folklore? Cause
I want to make folklore club play…